This is a parody. Complete crack. Obviously it contains silliness and Breaking Dawn spoilers. Dedicated to
mmmcradle and their awesomeness.
Title: New Slang
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Renesmee Cullen/Claire [mentions of quil/claire, jacob/renesmee, and rosalie/leah]
Rating: PG
Summary: Fifteen years from now, technology will have advanced, language will
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